Warning Signs

So, I was in the bathroom the other day doing...well you should know what you do in there, I won't elaborate. Anyway, I digress. I had locked the door to keep Princess and Furball out and to give myself a bit of privacy. As I was sitting there, I noticed little fingers under the door. The following conversation ensued...
"Mommy, you in there?'
"Yes"
"Whatcha doin'?"
"Going Potty, I'll be out in a minute."
"Mommy?"
"Yes"
"Do you need help?"
"Umm I think I am ok."
"You sure"
"Yep Princess I got it covered."
"Ok.....Mommy?"
"Yes Princess?"
"Here!"
At this point, she decided to start shoving various items under the door that she though I would need. (it should be noted at this point I am done with my business and am just sitting there waiting to see what is going to unfold) The following items I can now say for sure can fit under our bathroom door:
1. a rubber ducky
2. a binkey
3. 3 shoe laces
4. a sock
5. 7 hair bows (I don't know where she found these at)
6. 2 story books
7. 3 little people
8. her blankie (she didn't manage to get it all the way under the door, but pretty close)
9. Jimmy Hoffa
Don't I have the most thoughtful toddler! As I sat there, it hit me, "No one ever warned me about this!" As we enter more fully into the dark realm of toddler hood, I really wish someone would have chosen to enlighten me, but then again, would I help out another parent. Heck NO!! Let them be as surprised as I have been! Maybe I need to start looking for the less obvious signs of things to come... 'Nuff said!