The Secret to Weight Loss

I've done it!! I have finally discovered the secret to loosing weight! Just use toddler sized eating utensils! How I found this out...well yea! of course there is a story behind it! Princess and I were just sitting down to enjoy a healthy dinner of Mac & Cheese, when all of the sudden, Princess got it into her head that she wanted to trade my plate for hers and my fork for hers. Being the open minded parent I am, I agreed. Little did I know, Princess was inwardly laughing at me! While she chowed down on her dinner, I struggled with getting even a meager bite on the stupid toddler sized fork! Needless to say, she finished her entire plate before I even made a dent in mine! Now I know why she eats with her fingers most of the time!
So, I introduce to you the newest weight loss product! The Toddler Fork, YES! That's right the Toddler Fork. Guaranteed to help you loose weight! Call now, supplied are limited!